View Profile Spork-Lock
I lack the necessary motivation to complete full animations. Anything I don't deem spectacular gets tossed. Deal with it.

Spork Lock @Spork-Lock

34, Male

Guitarist, animator

Bachelors of Game Design

Minnesota, USA

Joined on 9/7/03

Exp Points:
4,530 / 4,900
Exp Rank:
Vote Power:
6.25 votes
Police Captain
Global Rank:
B/P Bonus:

Latest News


Well, folks, as always, nothing has gone as planned. Almost none of the things I mentioned in the previous post happened. In fact, I actually lost my internet connection and have been disconnected for the last like 10 months. Which is absolute hell for someone like me who was connected at all times.

I have made no new flash since I've been gone and several of the projects I had planned were scrapped.

However, I did completely redo my website from scratch, so you could check that out. It doesn't display correctly in any web browser except Opera, however, and for that reason (and a few others) I have desire to redo it from scratch YET AGAIN. Part of that is also because my webhost has a 500kb file size limit which is far too small.

About the only thing I have done since I've been disconnected is that I have made some music. Nothing good, of course. I split my music into two separate bands. One for improvised "joke" music, the other for serious music. I haven't named the serious band yet as I have yet to complete a serious song, but the joke music will be released under the band name Smegma Parfait. The band page on myspace is here: http://myspace.com/smegmaparfait

Aside from that, I've joined ITT-Tech and that is where I get most of my connectivity now. However that also takes most of my time. But I hope to get back to music and flash as soon as possible. Nothing specific is planned at this time, however.

So that's about it. You can visit my various profiles and what not to view various types of creations by me. There are different things to experience at each place, so I urge you to check it all out and vote highly where applicable.


Recent Game Medals

2,315 Points

Morning 5 Points

You made it through the morning shift!

Six Pointer 10 Points

You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!

Rebound 5 Points

You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.

You Would Have Never Known 50 Points

You Spun the Cylinder When You Would Have Been Shot

Dark Harvest 25 Points

You Are Victorious, But At What Price?

Fruit Concentrate 25 Points

Three Down And Still Fresh

Harmer's Market 50 Points

You Shot Your Opponent!

Extra Pulp 10 Points

You Lived Through Round Two

Fresh Squeeze 5 Points

You Survived Your First Encounter

Skilled at not dying 10 Points

Complete a hard level without dying

Latest Playlists

Spork-Lock doesn't have any playlists, and should go check out some amazing content on the site and start adding some!