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Spork-Lock's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 85 (From 16 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,315 Points


Aversion to death Unlocked 12/6/09
5 Points
Complete an easy level without dying
Dog person Unlocked 12/6/09
5 Points
Stomp a cat
Obey gravity, it's the law Unlocked 12/6/09
5 Points
Attempt to double jump
REALLY a dog person Unlocked 12/6/09
5 Points
Stomp a cat while fat
Brutal takedown Unlocked 12/6/09
10 Points
Mid-air axe death
Like a chubby vampire Unlocked 12/6/09
10 Points
Death by spikes when fat
Skilled at not dying Unlocked 12/6/09
10 Points
Complete a hard level without dying
Slow and steady Unlocked 12/6/09
10 Points
Get to the flag when fat
Jump, magic jump 25 Points Find and use the golden bounce pad
Untouchable 25 Points Complete a hard level without taking damage
Curious 50 Points Find a secret area
Godslayer 50 Points Defeat the cat god
Royal rainbow 50 Points Vomit on the princess
Collector 100 Points Find all 3 secret areas

Medals Earned: 8/14 (60/360 points)

Armed Prophet

Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/27/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Bunny Invasion: Easter

BULLET SPENDER Unlocked 6/6/09
5 Points
Use 500 bullets.
DEATH TO THE BUNNIES! Unlocked 6/6/09
5 Points
Kill 50 bunnies.
FAT WALLET Unlocked 6/6/09
5 Points
Spend £10,000.
TICK, BOOM! Unlocked 6/6/09
5 Points
Use a grenade.
AAARGH! Unlocked 6/6/09
10 Points
Go into RAGE.
BEEP, BOOM! Unlocked 6/6/09
10 Points
Use a remote explosive.
SEXY ASS Unlocked 6/6/09
10 Points
Get someone naked!
25 Points
Kill the bunny man.
25 Points
Kill the Easter bunny.
JIM THE CONQUEROR Unlocked 6/6/09
25 Points
Fully Upgrade the assistant.
25 Points
Kill the super bunny.
NICE SCORE Unlocked 6/7/09
50 Points
Get a high score of 10,000,000.
TROPHY BOY Unlocked 6/7/09
50 Points
Get all trophies!
YIPPEE KAY AY Unlocked 6/7/09
50 Points
Purchase all weapons.
EXCELLENT SCORE Unlocked 6/7/09
100 Points
Get a high score of 14,000,000.
SUPER ARSENAL Unlocked 6/7/09
100 Points
Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!

Medals Earned: 16/16 (500/500 points)

Communist in Space

Liberated Unlocked 11/22/09
50 Points
Beat the game
Over 9000 Unlocked 11/22/09
50 Points
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Qvit Stalin 5 Points Start already!

Medals Earned: 2/3 (100/105 points)

D-Day Defender

First Blood Unlocked 6/19/09
10 Points
Kill your first enemy.
Game Over Unlocked 6/19/09
10 Points
Let history take its course.
Having a Blast Unlocked 6/19/09
10 Points
Launch your first mortar strike.
Pacifist Unlocked 6/19/09
10 Points
Die without killing a single enemy.
Cannon Fodder Unlocked 6/19/09
25 Points
Kill 100 footsoldiers.
Collateral Unlocked 6/19/09
25 Points
Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.
Panzerschreck Unlocked 6/19/09
25 Points
Destroy 6 tanks.
Getting the Hang of it Unlocked 6/19/09
50 Points
Stay alive for 50 hours.
Hang in There Unlocked 6/19/09
50 Points
Regain your health after nearly dying.
Massacre Unlocked 6/19/09
50 Points
Destroy 500 enemies.
Master Tactician Unlocked 6/19/09
100 Points
Chain 4 explosions.
Movie Fan 10 Points Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.
FLAK Expert 25 Points Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.
Get Out More 100 Points Survive for 250 hours.

Medals Earned: 11/14 (365/500 points)

Dragon Boy

Stone Flinger Unlocked 11/21/09
10 Points
Slay Goliath
Big Foot Unlocked 11/21/09
25 Points
Find a rare item.
Enter the Dragon Unlocked 11/21/09
50 Points
Raise a full-grown dragon.
Dragon Master Unlocked 11/21/09
100 Points
Defeat the game!
Merlin's Apprentice 50 Points Max our your magic abilities.
Dragon Lord 100 Points Defeat Hard Mode!

Medals Earned: 4/6 (185/335 points)

Drop the Bomb (Medals)

Flawless Failure Unlocked 6/19/09
5 Points
Get three straight questions wrong.
BomBomBomBomWooooo 5 Points Get three strikes with $4,900.
Bomb Squad 10 Points Survive 10 bomb rounds.
Don't Be A Wimp 10 Points Finish the Bonus Round with two bombs.
Octochamp 10 Points Get eight questions in a row correct.
Trump Card 10 Points Finish game with more than $20,000.
Extra Innings 25 Points Enter the Bonus Round with ten or more spins.
Flawless Victory 25 Points Win the game without any strikes
Marathon Grill 25 Points Answer 25 questions in a row correct.
One-Hit Kill 25 Points Answer five $1,000 questions in a row.
Bonus Buster 50 Points Take ten Bonus Spins without hitting a bomb.
Fallout Shelter 50 Points Survive a five-question bomb.
The Matt Ottinger Honorary Medal 100 Points No incorrect answer and no bombs in Bonus Round.

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/350 points)

It's a Nice Day Today

Failure to Communicate Unlocked 6/19/09
5 Points
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

Level Up!

Gem Collector Unlocked 12/5/09
5 Points
Collect 100 Gems.
Gem Connoisseur Unlocked 12/6/09
10 Points
Collect All Giant Gems.
Gem Hoarder Unlocked 12/6/09
10 Points
Collect 400 Gems.
Moving the Mail Unlocked 12/6/09
10 Points
Find all the checkpoints in the level.
Fountain of Knowledge Unlocked 12/6/09
25 Points
Fill out every entry in the Codex.
Gem Addict Unlocked 12/6/09
25 Points
Collect every Red Gem on the Level.
Obsessive Unlocked 12/6/09
100 Points
Get 100% completion.
Time Waster 5 Points Play to day 7 and beyond.
Dashing Course Legend 25 Points Beat the Super Dashing Course in under 25 seconds.
Mad Skills 25 Points Buy every skill.
Grinding Maniac 50 Points Max out every single level type.
Heartbreaker 50 Points Defeat Nightmare with only 1 LOVE level.
Insomniac 50 Points Complete the game without ever sleeping.

Medals Earned: 7/13 (185/390 points)

Medieval Rampage

First Kill Unlocked 6/7/09
5 Points
Kill First Enemy
Tenth Kill Unlocked 6/7/09
10 Points
Kill Tenth Enemy
First Boss Unlocked 6/7/09
25 Points
Kill First Boss
Fourth Boss Unlocked 6/7/09
25 Points
Kill Fourth Boss
Second Boss Unlocked 6/7/09
25 Points
Kill Second Boss
Third Boss Unlocked 6/7/09
25 Points
Kill Third Boss
75 Achievements Unlocked 6/7/09
50 Points
Collect 75 Achievements
Fifth Boss Unlocked 6/7/09
50 Points
Kill Fifth Boss
100 Achievements 100 Points Collect 100 Achievements

Medals Earned: 8/9 (215/315 points)